This week we talk about the inaugural and how it was the biggest crowd of carbon-based animals to ever attend anything ever in the galaxy and fantastic and great and amazing!!! HEIL TRUMP!!! Also Matt tweets a lot while I yell at him, and G.I JOooooooe!!! We curse a lot in this one, so, sorry. You gotta listen though!!!
This week we make "word-like sounds" as one of our listeners called our podcast, with Matt talking about stuff and Jessica Hapax Legomenon insulting el Sooper. We talk about the big Buzzfeed brouhaha over that fake dossier, and the amazing logic-schlonging abilities of Kellyanne Conway, tweeting Chileans while someone else pontificating beautifully, Sean Spicer whining about politeness, and whether Trump is grabbing ankles for Putin!! WOW!! You have to listen NOW!!!
This week we talk Trump/Putin love triangle/conspiracies, transition team baby daddy drama, Matt being a big fan of "intelligence," sending our sons and daughter to die for the Baltic states, how faithlessness is gripping Western Civilization, why Tucker Carlson is a moran, how to say Guanajuato, you're making a real impact, the awful scene in Deliverance, let's do life together in the South, how Podesta got hacked, the comments from our last podcast, the evidence that Russia hacked emails and gave them to email, and CACAW!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Except we recorded this two days ago, but still. Anyway, this is our New Year's podcast, but we don't really talk about that, it's just a chronological coincidence - WOW!!! We talk about why Twitter is awful, why 2017 is awful, why Jessica Heddings is like Yoko Ono, "you keep saying it and making it worse!!", the other reason to hate Eric Bolling, Jessica becomes a water slide carnie, the story behind Matt's amazing High School photo, The Twelve Yats of Christmas, why the MattCast is so terrible and awful, what NFL team is the most racist and non-racist team everrrr, why Rexmas was so bad, fetuses laughing at jokes, and other awfulness!! WOW!! You HAVE to listen!!
This podcast I sing all my favorite Spanish Christmas songs, Matt coughs up a kidney and dies on air, and Hapax Legomenon curses up a storm about gaslighting, and el Sooper gets self-moded and molded. It's a Sooper Christmas Special!!! Wow you HAVE to listen!!!
This week we suspend Jessica Hapax AGAIN, this time for wearing a bucket and stealing pigeons before falling off a ladder, so it's just Matt and el Sooper. This week we have to apologize as we were too lazy to get drunk and actually had a halfway decent intellectual conversation about politics!! IT WAS AWFUL!! We talk about the sooper secret elector scheme to take away Trump's victory, why Obama screwed over Hillary, how el Trumpo totally psyched him out to screw over Hillary, why both sides are scumbag lying pieces of crap, how I got Sean Hannity triggered, the origins of the word cuckservative, why Eric Bolling is so dum, how to be a cultural Christian, how I pissed off Ayman Moldysheen from MSNBC, why Trump lies about Carrier, and finally we have a financial nation, not an agricultural country!! WOW!!! You have to listen NOW!!!
This week we suspended fake news anchor Jessica Heddings from the podcast for colluding with Moravia to steal Ted Cruz's emails and help Marco Rubaeio, and we talk instead with hatchimals correspondent Matt Dawson. Let's see, we talk about why Mexican Spanish is different from Southern American Spanish, and Jessica's role in PizzaGate, and we have a reaction audio to "oreo-bot" which goes horribly and I mostly edit out, also the Ted Cruz cheese rap, and why Jessica saps Matt's intelligence. Wow it's very Jess-centric even though she's not there. Weird. Go get drunk and listen right NOW!!!
This is it!!! In this episode el Sooper mocks the Never Trumpers Hapax Legomenon and Matt Dawson!! Listen for hilarity!! It's after the election and the Republicans have sold their souls for the sake of power!! It's the best thing that's ever happened in the history of everything!! WOWooo!!! Also Matt does his gay Bain impression and it's amaaaaazing.