THIS PODCAST!! I prefect the Syrian attack, just hours before it happens! WOW!! Also we don't have Hapax Legomenon with us, we got rid of her. SO it's just el sooper, who is sick and el Matto, who is drunk. We mostly talk about how brilliant the show "Rick and Morty" is, and Voltron, and.. some politics I think. Oh and we talk about how white people like opioids and other people like other stuff!! Wow!!!
This week Matt gets a new miMicrophone and he becomes Blanche of the Golden Girls and wonders why he's a whore, Jessica mocks somebody, again, and el Sooper gets really annoyed with Matt after explaining brilliantly what the American culture consists of. Wow!!!
This week we discuss Sooper's phantom ceiling fan, Matt orders a new my-microphone, and Hapax gets arrested for wiretapping President Trump!! Also Matt says we should watch "Young Pope" and Sooper says we should watch "the Detour" and Hapax says we should watch Korean television. Also morans interrupt el Sooper when he's trying to explain what the "deep state" is, and we call both Tucker Carlson and Jorge Ramos idiots, and no I 'm not jealous of either of them, Jessica. And we laugh about "tuckerface" and why people watch Fox News, and then they make fun of me saying "hover" in the proper way that all rational logical people say it. And LOGIC!!! And el Sooper apologizes to white person and also one white person in particular. WOw you have to listen now!!
This week Hapax Legomenon Cleeborp LeggomyEggo returns from prison in Mississippi (don't spell it), el sooper admits being racist towards whatever race of people that Matt and Hapax are, we talk about Direct Messaging etiquette, then the Bud Light hits el Sooper, and we talk about MILO and why no one wants to talk about him and GamerGate, Chris Cuomo's creepy tweet, Drews Breezes and Ted Screws, whether Trump has actually done anything or not, and my post about CNN's Kyung Lah, and faked news, and transgender links, and some puppy JUNKIE, and el sooper defends Katy from Mean Girls. It's quite a packed show, WOW!!! There's like two curse words. Sorry.
This edition Hapax Legomenon is deported to whatever country she's from and we replace her with a white girl to keep Donald Trump from bugging us. Matt Dawson takes the reigns and royally screws that up, but @AndreaNRuth does a good job of keeping us nice and ranty. ENJOY!!!
In this exciting edition of the SooperPodcast, Matt has mymicrophone in a hole, we talk about the dumb political commercials during the SooperBowl, how Dana Perino hates our podcast, Hapax gets a brand new name, when Laura Ingraham LIED about Lady Gaga, how to pronounce Dana Loesch's last name, el sooper talks about Galileo, Dear White People, how Hapax Legomenon impugned the character of el sooper and had to be sat down, and el sooper recounts how he caught Alec Baldwin in a sockpuppet twitter account!! WOW you have to listen now!!
In this inaugural episode of the dim-witted minions having their own podcast, Jessica reveals that she is addicted to eye makeup videos, but wears NO eye makeup, Matt talks about punching Nazis in the face, how his dad brings a rubber hose into stopped elevators, “Ted Screws” over the Deadspin, and that Sooper would marry Ted Screws if gay marriage were legal, which it is, but Matt’s drunk and also stupid, and we don’t know who Jerry Clower is, and there’s still tapes down there?! Why Houston people hate Louisianans, and how they’re both sooper excited about the [falcons] defeating the hated [patriots] this year in the sooper-Bowl!! OMG it’s so Mexciting!!!!!!
This week we talk about the inaugural and how it was the biggest crowd of carbon-based animals to ever attend anything ever in the galaxy and fantastic and great and amazing!!! HEIL TRUMP!!! Also Matt tweets a lot while I yell at him, and G.I JOooooooe!!! We curse a lot in this one, so, sorry. You gotta listen though!!!