El sooper calls from an old folks' home, Matt has unnatural relations with his mimicrophone, and Hapax Legomenon Lego-hater gets a new name!! WOW!! El Sooper actually defends Maxine Waters, WHAT?!?! Also he defends Donald Trump. Doble-WHAT?! Double-QUE?! It's insane!! Also we talk about Comey's firing!! Oh, this is an early edition of the SooperPodcast and then I ran off to see Guardians of the Galaxy which was awesommme!! Wow you have to listen to now!! NO! No-no-no-no-NO!! Also, Matt is the worst.
There is an extra podcast but it's on Pantheon! Parthenon! Something.
THIS WEEK!! El Sooper drinks a little too much before the podcast and Matt drinks too little and el sooper GOES NUTS about Andrew Jackson and I really wish I had edited that out but we didn't. Also el SOoper tells the story of the funniest Nazi swastika headline everrrr. And we air the amazing Mulvaney phone conference!! Wow!! I think Jess and Matt are there too, but you can ignore them, that's what I do. OH also we dismantle Jimmy Kimmel's tearful Obamacare story. And we rip up socialist healthcare. OMG you have to listen right NOW!!
IN THIS EPISODE!! Matt recalls the time someone threw a box of milk at him while he was micturating, Jessica gets really angry about baby-feeding, el sooper runs in fear of her, and also el sooper gets... angry about something i forgot what it was. And we try not to mention Dana Perino for once!! Can we do it?! Listen and find out!!!
This week we have the triumphant return of Jessica after last week where we had a pleasant conversation but none of it was recorded!! Also Matt gets drunker and more belligerent than usual and SOOP has to yell at him to shut up!! Also el SOoper says what he REALLLLY thinks about Mike Huckabee!! WOW!! You have to listen right now go stop wasting time!!
THIS PODCAST!! I prefect the Syrian attack, just hours before it happens! WOW!! Also we don't have Hapax Legomenon with us, we got rid of her. SO it's just el sooper, who is sick and el Matto, who is drunk. We mostly talk about how brilliant the show "Rick and Morty" is, and Voltron, and.. some politics I think. Oh and we talk about how white people like opioids and other people like other stuff!! Wow!!!
This week Matt gets a new miMicrophone and he becomes Blanche of the Golden Girls and wonders why he's a whore, Jessica mocks somebody, again, and el Sooper gets really annoyed with Matt after explaining brilliantly what the American culture consists of. Wow!!!
This week we discuss Sooper's phantom ceiling fan, Matt orders a new my-microphone, and Hapax gets arrested for wiretapping President Trump!! Also Matt says we should watch "Young Pope" and Sooper says we should watch "the Detour" and Hapax says we should watch Korean television. Also morans interrupt el Sooper when he's trying to explain what the "deep state" is, and we call both Tucker Carlson and Jorge Ramos idiots, and no I 'm not jealous of either of them, Jessica. And we laugh about "tuckerface" and why people watch Fox News, and then they make fun of me saying "hover" in the proper way that all rational logical people say it. And LOGIC!!! And el Sooper apologizes to white person and also one white person in particular. WOw you have to listen now!!
This week Hapax Legomenon Cleeborp LeggomyEggo returns from prison in Mississippi (don't spell it), el sooper admits being racist towards whatever race of people that Matt and Hapax are, we talk about Direct Messaging etiquette, then the Bud Light hits el Sooper, and we talk about MILO and why no one wants to talk about him and GamerGate, Chris Cuomo's creepy tweet, Drews Breezes and Ted Screws, whether Trump has actually done anything or not, and my post about CNN's Kyung Lah, and faked news, and transgender links, and some puppy JUNKIE, and el sooper defends Katy from Mean Girls. It's quite a packed show, WOW!!! There's like two curse words. Sorry.
This edition Hapax Legomenon is deported to whatever country she's from and we replace her with a white girl to keep Donald Trump from bugging us. Matt Dawson takes the reigns and royally screws that up, but @AndreaNRuth does a good job of keeping us nice and ranty. ENJOY!!!