This week Hapax Legomenon Cleeborp LeggomyEggo returns from prison in Mississippi (don't spell it), el sooper admits being racist towards whatever race of people that Matt and Hapax are, we talk about Direct Messaging etiquette, then the Bud Light hits el Sooper, and we talk about MILO and why no one wants to talk about him and GamerGate, Chris Cuomo's creepy tweet, Drews Breezes and Ted Screws, whether Trump has actually done anything or not, and my post about CNN's Kyung Lah, and faked news, and transgender links, and some puppy JUNKIE, and el sooper defends Katy from Mean Girls. It's quite a packed show, WOW!!! There's like two curse words. Sorry.
This edition Hapax Legomenon is deported to whatever country she's from and we replace her with a white girl to keep Donald Trump from bugging us. Matt Dawson takes the reigns and royally screws that up, but @AndreaNRuth does a good job of keeping us nice and ranty. ENJOY!!!
In this exciting edition of the SooperPodcast, Matt has mymicrophone in a hole, we talk about the dumb political commercials during the SooperBowl, how Dana Perino hates our podcast, Hapax gets a brand new name, when Laura Ingraham LIED about Lady Gaga, how to pronounce Dana Loesch's last name, el sooper talks about Galileo, Dear White People, how Hapax Legomenon impugned the character of el sooper and had to be sat down, and el sooper recounts how he caught Alec Baldwin in a sockpuppet twitter account!! WOW you have to listen now!!
In this inaugural episode of the dim-witted minions having their own podcast, Jessica reveals that she is addicted to eye makeup videos, but wears NO eye makeup, Matt talks about punching Nazis in the face, how his dad brings a rubber hose into stopped elevators, “Ted Screws” over the Deadspin, and that Sooper would marry Ted Screws if gay marriage were legal, which it is, but Matt’s drunk and also stupid, and we don’t know who Jerry Clower is, and there’s still tapes down there?! Why Houston people hate Louisianans, and how they’re both sooper excited about the [falcons] defeating the hated [patriots] this year in the sooper-Bowl!! OMG it’s so Mexciting!!!!!!
This week we talk about the inaugural and how it was the biggest crowd of carbon-based animals to ever attend anything ever in the galaxy and fantastic and great and amazing!!! HEIL TRUMP!!! Also Matt tweets a lot while I yell at him, and G.I JOooooooe!!! We curse a lot in this one, so, sorry. You gotta listen though!!!
This week we make "word-like sounds" as one of our listeners called our podcast, with Matt talking about stuff and Jessica Hapax Legomenon insulting el Sooper. We talk about the big Buzzfeed brouhaha over that fake dossier, and the amazing logic-schlonging abilities of Kellyanne Conway, tweeting Chileans while someone else pontificating beautifully, Sean Spicer whining about politeness, and whether Trump is grabbing ankles for Putin!! WOW!! You have to listen NOW!!!
This week we talk Trump/Putin love triangle/conspiracies, transition team baby daddy drama, Matt being a big fan of "intelligence," sending our sons and daughter to die for the Baltic states, how faithlessness is gripping Western Civilization, why Tucker Carlson is a moran, how to say Guanajuato, you're making a real impact, the awful scene in Deliverance, let's do life together in the South, how Podesta got hacked, the comments from our last podcast, the evidence that Russia hacked emails and gave them to email, and CACAW!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Except we recorded this two days ago, but still. Anyway, this is our New Year's podcast, but we don't really talk about that, it's just a chronological coincidence - WOW!!! We talk about why Twitter is awful, why 2017 is awful, why Jessica Heddings is like Yoko Ono, "you keep saying it and making it worse!!", the other reason to hate Eric Bolling, Jessica becomes a water slide carnie, the story behind Matt's amazing High School photo, The Twelve Yats of Christmas, why the MattCast is so terrible and awful, what NFL team is the most racist and non-racist team everrrr, why Rexmas was so bad, fetuses laughing at jokes, and other awfulness!! WOW!! You HAVE to listen!!
This podcast I sing all my favorite Spanish Christmas songs, Matt coughs up a kidney and dies on air, and Hapax Legomenon curses up a storm about gaslighting, and el Sooper gets self-moded and molded. It's a Sooper Christmas Special!!! Wow you HAVE to listen!!!