This week we suspend Jessica Hapax AGAIN, this time for wearing a bucket and stealing pigeons before falling off a ladder, so it's just Matt and el Sooper. This week we have to apologize as we were too lazy to get drunk and actually had a halfway decent intellectual conversation about politics!! IT WAS AWFUL!! We talk about the sooper secret elector scheme to take away Trump's victory, why Obama screwed over Hillary, how el Trumpo totally psyched him out to screw over Hillary, why both sides are scumbag lying pieces of crap, how I got Sean Hannity triggered, the origins of the word cuckservative, why Eric Bolling is so dum, how to be a cultural Christian, how I pissed off Ayman Moldysheen from MSNBC, why Trump lies about Carrier, and finally we have a financial nation, not an agricultural country!! WOW!!! You have to listen NOW!!!
This week we suspended fake news anchor Jessica Heddings from the podcast for colluding with Moravia to steal Ted Cruz's emails and help Marco Rubaeio, and we talk instead with hatchimals correspondent Matt Dawson. Let's see, we talk about why Mexican Spanish is different from Southern American Spanish, and Jessica's role in PizzaGate, and we have a reaction audio to "oreo-bot" which goes horribly and I mostly edit out, also the Ted Cruz cheese rap, and why Jessica saps Matt's intelligence. Wow it's very Jess-centric even though she's not there. Weird. Go get drunk and listen right NOW!!!
This is it!!! In this episode el Sooper mocks the Never Trumpers Hapax Legomenon and Matt Dawson!! Listen for hilarity!! It's after the election and the Republicans have sold their souls for the sake of power!! It's the best thing that's ever happened in the history of everything!! WOWooo!!! Also Matt does his gay Bain impression and it's amaaaaazing.
This podcast we got together to record an extra episode and talk about what happened on the way to the election!! Then we got bored and talked about Mozart's obscene music lyrics, and whether I have cats or not, why Salieri was SMEARED by history, and Matt modeds el Sooper like a jerk, and where's macedonia?! Will Joe Piscopo win the election for Trump?!? WOw!! All these questions answered and more in the latest greatest worst podcast ever the SooperPodcast go listen now you have to!!!!!!
THIS IS IT!! THIS IS THE LAST PODCAST BEFORE THE ELECTION!! And we're sick and tired of it and totally disgusted so mostly we talk about Michael Crichton novels and movies, and Hapax's addiction to South Korean soap opera porn and Matt Dawson explains Manga and stuff. I guess we talk about Trump too.
AND we give our predictions for the election!! HOLY COW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN NOW!!!
This week we witness the RETURN OF HAPAX LEGOMENON!!! Or whatever her name is. Matt tells us about what adults do about podcasting in their private time, el Sooper details why no smart person likes Tomi Lahren, and Jessica is around, I guess. She also discusses how wonderful it was to ignore politics while visiting the happiest place on Earth. Also Jess Jr. discovers the podcast, and shenanigans ensue. WOW You HAVE TO LISTEN!!!
I got bored with talking to Matt so I made up an excuse to shut down SooperPodcast #220, but he was too drunk so he kept talking to people for some weird reason. Here he talks with @theKytiKat about the wonders of Maryland and being taxed for rainwater. Also the Giants SUCK!!!!