THIS WEEK el sooper watches an old movie everyone has seen except Jess and Matt apparently and he explains why Star Wars both sucks and is also amaazing!! Also we mention a few weird interactions we've had on twitter with our followers, and also we talk about the dana dana dana podcast and Jonah Goldberg's new book and also how logical distinctions release endorphins in my sooper-brain!!! WOw!! You HAVE to listen NOW!!!
THIS WEEK!!! We talk about what tweets would el Sooper macrame in a shadow box on his wall that he ordered from shutterfly? How Jessica just mementos a moment to Matt, why the DMs makes el Sooper burn up with anger and why he’s bitter about Jessica’s laughter, no I’m not gonna Google nothin! And how el Sooper is definitely not like the old man who tells his kids to read encyclopedias, and for about a half hour el Sooper explains the absolutely worst most spirit-drowning episode of the Black Mare, or Black Mayor or whatever. Wow you have to listen!!!
This week el Sooper goes absolutely apoplectic but at least you can finally hear his voice for once. Also we talk about terrible movies on YouTube with knights and spaceships, and for some godless reason, Matt defends Obama and Michelle's portraits. I guess Jess was there too. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN NOW!!
Oh boy this one gets down and durty as the minions mutiny against the great intellect of el Sooper, and it gets bad. Also, we make pointed subtweets at Dana Perino. And el Sooper leaves TWICE out of anger!! WOW!!! You do not wanna miss this one, it has it all!!! Except Matt's big stupid pharmaceutical defense, that's only for the papillons... wow!!!
Jess and the Sooper got a hacking cough, while Matt explains how he makes the money, and Jess is at Walmart bathing in alcohol while Asian children jump on her back, also why sexual assault metaphors should not be used for Christian apologetics purposes, how to get Google alerts for Jonah Jonah Jonah, why Pinterest is useless and how to take the peanut tide pod challenge, and then we talk to walking whales that are possessed by the devil!! Wow!! You have to listen!!!
THIS WEEK!!! We return after a hiatus because the co-hosts were jerks but this week we return with even more jerkiness!! El Matt says how he got hit by a firetruck but it's not what you think and then el sooper debates with himself for a while. Wow!! You must listen!! I guess Jessica was there too.
THIS WEEK El Sooper comes back from Jacksonville and regales the audience and the hapless witless co-hosts with his tales of woe and Buffalo Bills playoffs!!! Bonfires are started by non-Mexicans who are definitely not on endinochrome, Matt tries to explain why the Saints won't be esplattered by the Vikings (they will), is America ready for a black Puerto Rican Spider-Man? (they are), el Matt makes three predictions, and then he reviews movies that he hasn't seen yet, el Sooper explains how Rotten Tomatoes works to Matt, we discuss the greatest Australian actors ever, and how Margot Robbie was GREAT in the worst movie ever made, and I guess we talk about politics eventually. YES! Ohh and el Sooper angers the gold standard people, while explaining the basic philosophy behind cryptocurrencies!!! WOw you have to listen now!!
This WEEK we return for 2018 in our glorious, wonderful, critically acclaimed, joy-thieving podcast!! El Sooper talks about the newest conspiracy theory idiocy called Adrenochrome, Matt tells us a horrifying story that el sooper bleeped out about his pharmacy customer, Jess is there and says stuff, we talk about the Bannon saga, and el sooper #soopsplains why Bannon made the exact same mistake about Trump that the anti-Trumpies did, Paul Nehlen IMPLODES and the Buffalo Bills made the playoffs!!! WOW! You have to listen now probably!!! Happy New Year!!
THis WEEK!! We talk Ajit Pai and Mexicans and the Mall and Moore and everything in between wow!!