THIS WEEK! We talk about all the terrible happenings this week, and what other podcasts talk about stuff way better than we do. Also Matt does an amazing impression of el Sooper, and chases little raccoons with popehats, and el sooper talks about going to Europe and says he's quitting politics to read Shakespeare and also predictions about whether el Trumpo is going to fire Special Counsel Mueller!! WOW! You HAVE to listen!!!
THIS EDITION OF THE SOOPER-PODCOVFEFE we talk about Trump's mistaken tweet typos, why Lebron is wrong and Jason Whitlock is right, and why Jason Whitlock is wrong and Lebron is RIGHT!! Unfortunately, Matt says something insensitive about Barron Trump that el SOOPER shared with him in PRIVATE and then forced him to talk about it on the podcast. "Oh what is RONG with you! Y'all are so odd!" was Jessica Hedding's response. Rabid little Korean women and collusion is legal and great and wonderful!! Wow you have to listen NOW!!!
This week we're all disgusted with the kerry-catcher that we've become, and we're sick of it!! We talk about the great thuggery of the awesome Greg Gianforte, and the incredible conspiracy theory mongering of Sean Hannity!! It's the best, oh and Hapax gets a brand new nickname, and we talk about melanin-challenged people calling out people of color!!! It's so exciting.
This WEEK!! We discuss the ongoing slow collapse of the Trump administration, why Hannity is a conspiracy-mongering idiot, why people sharing Comey's testimony are misleading everyone and lying liars, and how digital movies killed private movie theaters. Also Hapax Legomenon hates on babies at the movies. WOW! You have to listen, it's probably not the worst podcast you'll listen to this week!!!
El sooper calls from an old folks' home, Matt has unnatural relations with his mimicrophone, and Hapax Legomenon Lego-hater gets a new name!! WOW!! El Sooper actually defends Maxine Waters, WHAT?!?! Also he defends Donald Trump. Doble-WHAT?! Double-QUE?! It's insane!! Also we talk about Comey's firing!! Oh, this is an early edition of the SooperPodcast and then I ran off to see Guardians of the Galaxy which was awesommme!! Wow you have to listen to now!! NO! No-no-no-no-NO!! Also, Matt is the worst.
There is an extra podcast but it's on Pantheon! Parthenon! Something.
THIS WEEK!! El Sooper drinks a little too much before the podcast and Matt drinks too little and el sooper GOES NUTS about Andrew Jackson and I really wish I had edited that out but we didn't. Also el SOoper tells the story of the funniest Nazi swastika headline everrrr. And we air the amazing Mulvaney phone conference!! Wow!! I think Jess and Matt are there too, but you can ignore them, that's what I do. OH also we dismantle Jimmy Kimmel's tearful Obamacare story. And we rip up socialist healthcare. OMG you have to listen right NOW!!
IN THIS EPISODE!! Matt recalls the time someone threw a box of milk at him while he was micturating, Jessica gets really angry about baby-feeding, el sooper runs in fear of her, and also el sooper gets... angry about something i forgot what it was. And we try not to mention Dana Perino for once!! Can we do it?! Listen and find out!!!
This week we have the triumphant return of Jessica after last week where we had a pleasant conversation but none of it was recorded!! Also Matt gets drunker and more belligerent than usual and SOOP has to yell at him to shut up!! Also el SOoper says what he REALLLLY thinks about Mike Huckabee!! WOW!! You have to listen right now go stop wasting time!!