THIS WEEK El Sooper comes back from Jacksonville and regales the audience and the hapless witless co-hosts with his tales of woe and Buffalo Bills playoffs!!! Bonfires are started by non-Mexicans who are definitely not on endinochrome, Matt tries to explain why the Saints won't be esplattered by the Vikings (they will), is America ready for a black Puerto Rican Spider-Man? (they are), el Matt makes three predictions, and then he reviews movies that he hasn't seen yet, el Sooper explains how Rotten Tomatoes works to Matt, we discuss the greatest Australian actors ever, and how Margot Robbie was GREAT in the worst movie ever made, and I guess we talk about politics eventually. YES! Ohh and el Sooper angers the gold standard people, while explaining the basic philosophy behind cryptocurrencies!!! WOw you have to listen now!!
This WEEK we return for 2018 in our glorious, wonderful, critically acclaimed, joy-thieving podcast!! El Sooper talks about the newest conspiracy theory idiocy called Adrenochrome, Matt tells us a horrifying story that el sooper bleeped out about his pharmacy customer, Jess is there and says stuff, we talk about the Bannon saga, and el sooper #soopsplains why Bannon made the exact same mistake about Trump that the anti-Trumpies did, Paul Nehlen IMPLODES and the Buffalo Bills made the playoffs!!! WOW! You have to listen now probably!!! Happy New Year!!
THis WEEK!! We talk Ajit Pai and Mexicans and the Mall and Moore and everything in between wow!!
THis WEEK!! EL SOoper reads Trent Frank's weird defense of his surrogate shenanigans with his staffers, toppling over like a crippled Eiffel Tower at the supermarket, Jess falsely accuses me of being sooper-Weinstein, which is not funny in the least, Patti LaBelle joins us for a Christmas medley, a bro tells us about asking out the prettiest girl at his high school. El Sooper also explains how to watch Fox News and still enjoy it, Hapax Legomenon gains a NEW NAME and then we promptly forget it, and we make fun of boomers (sorry boomer listeners, we didn't mean you we meant like your friends and associates probably), and Jess goes over why a random UPS woman thinks she's hoity toity. Also Conyers' creepy threat to an intern that el Sooper will now use in his personal life.
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"Where my background singers??!?!"
WOW!! This week we come back to the podcast, and we spend a LOT of time trying to understand and define what classical liberalism is!! Oh boy you can't wait to take a big ol bite out of that one!!! Also we talk sexual harassment because wow that's just everywhere isn't it. OK GO LISTEN NOW!!
THIS WEEK we discuss Dana Dana Dana's demand of the podcast, how Ben Sasse hate crimed Ted Cruz with a racist Dr. Pepper, the whole "he knew what he was getting into" debacle, how Twitter is like an emotionally unstable disturbed young woman, how Matt and his wife are mocking us with their thinness and healthiness. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN NOW!!!
THIS WEEK we whine about how sensitive Matt's mimicrophone is, we go over the Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment and abuse IN DEPTH, fat Matt makes an appearance among Weinstein's MSNBC accusers, we talk MOVIES, and poor Terry Crews, and why Aquaman is making rape jokes, and how weird Quentin Tarantino, and why Ronan Farrow is a hero!!! WOW!! You must listen now!!