THIS WEEK we talk about all the crazy goings-on, including a moment by moment account of the great triumph of leader Trump in North Korea!! WOW! We have Matt and the girl, and they talk about all sorts of things. El Sooper goes on another rant at the end, but it's not tequila-fueled this time, also is Kimberly Guilfoyle in Mencha? I ain't never metcha!! Also Matt talks about his plantation, and el Sooper SHOOTS DOWN all the dumb hot takes people have about the division of Californy. It's a good' ol rootin' tootin' time!! You have to go listen NOW!!!
This WEEK el Matt SOUTHsplains why southerners get into their little boats to go greet the hurricanes when they attack!!! And then el Sooper clearly mishears what Matt says because he makes absolutely no sense whatsoever about mudslides and controlled fires. And BTJess forces us all to thank Kim Kardashian?!? Also a little hurlbutt and el Sooper disabuses Matt of fake news about George H.W. Bush and pecans and pea cans and how Andrea MITCHELL did the exact same thing to Mitt Romney!! Then el Sooper GOES NUTS on Sharon Bream on Fox News because she lied about the Eagles and it’s really not cool and it’s deesgusteeng!! Three times it is!! WOw you have to listen right now!!
THIS WEEK the regular gang gets together yet again to drunkenly stumble through the stories of the week!! We go over how Roseanne completely imploded and then how Samantha Bee utterly and completely imploded!! FUN! Then the yanny-lovin’ animals talk on Ambien and booze about Tomi Lahren then it gets a LEETLE AWKWARD (you’ll know when it happens), and then did you know that Roseanne was a part of the Q-Anon conspiracy?! OMG!! Even she didn’t know it. ALSO we talk about why being called Ren and Stimpy is a leeetle bit racially insensitive. Ahem. Kinda. Finally, life is shabby without you baaaaby!!! YES!! You must listen!!!
THIS WEEK Matt gets Biblical on your butts!! EL Sooper doesn't like his Shakespeare joke however, and then Jess keeps Jesssplaining K-Pop boy bands that are heart-throbs for women like Jess. ALSO el Sooper soopsplains WHY he KNEW that North Korea would come crawling back to the negotiation table and he actually praises Trump OMG what happened to him I hate him now!! Matt has a business-history moment and el Sooper has an addendum about the black plague, and then he enlightens us all about why little girls like the Royal Wedding!! Now let's all hurlbutt this new podcast. WOW!!
THIS WEEK we definitely don't talk about movies and guy stuff, but we DO talk politics!! Oh wait we also talk about that dumb Yanny Laurel debate, but it's not my fault, they made me! I swear!! ALSO what will the new Avenatti Mooch television show be called?! Why are conservatives tossing CIA agents under the bus?! Are gang members animals? Short answer: YES!!! We explain Ronan Farrow's new blockbuster and also how creepy is Philip Reinnes or whatever. Also hurlbutt!! WOW!! You have to listen right now!!
THIS WEEK we get rid of the skirt and it's just a testosterone cast with matt matt matt and sooper!! WOW!! We get deep in the weeds on Rick and Morty, what comic book movies are actually good, Netflix shows, and what Mexican superheroes exist [spoiler: there are none]. WOW!! You have to listen NOW!!! Hashtag no Jesses.
THIS WEEK!! We talk about how cool the last podcast was, and Jessica tells us about her Chai Tea embarrassing moment and el SOoper explains the religiosity in demographics and polling, also we make fun of Giuliani and his embarrassing faux pas, and then we go off on how stooopid cultural misappropriation is!! Then we make predictions about what is going to happen with Trump's North Korean escapades!! WOW!! You have to listen now!!
THIS IS IT!! El Sooper was NOT messing with you! Dana Perino came and graciously spoke to us for more than an HOUR!! It was great. Also I guess Matt and Jessica were there. We talk about all sorts of interesting stuff, like whether conservatism is dead, the Alfie Evens case, and everyone corrects el sooper when he was just making a joke. It's GREAT!!!
And go buy "Let Me Tell You about Jasper - How My Best Friend Became America's Dog" by Dana Perino in paperback wherever sooper books are sold!!!
THIS WEEK!! It's a YUGE show, actually it's not we lied to you but we have a good reason and we explain why also do you know what a financial dominatrix is? Matt and Jess do, and now el Sooper does, also we go over the Cohen business and who married George Soros?! Also what's Q-Anon and this week in conspiracy theories and el sooper esplains his equal pay day tweet that didn't make any sense!! C'mon be my baby puma!!! You have to listen now...
This week!! I do an ad for the papillons and we have a YUGE announcement also Jess goes over Zuckerberg's testimony also she gets snide about Sasse and Cruz, and why does Ed Sheeron think he's better than Jesus?! Also I curse very loudly, sorry, don't listen with kids that you like. And Mike Cohen gets raided - do you remember what he said about women and the law?! We do!!! And Jess really cares about diamond and silk, but el Sooper doesn't. C'mon be my baby puma. You have to listen now!! GO!!