THIS WEEK!! The Matt returns!! And we talk about how terrible and awful the GOP is and how we dislike them all, and Randy Paul and how Jonah Goldberg blowed him up, and matt talks about his diet for way too long, and Donald Trump Jr. is testifying and also Paul Manafort is testifying and also Ashton Kutcher is testifying and everyone is testifying!!! Also Trump talks to the New York Times and we marvel. Does character count? Of course it doesn't. Wow, you MUST LISTEN NOW!!
THIS WEEK WE HIT RECORD TWICE and it worked. I think. I dunno listen and see. Anyway we don't have Matt with us, so Jess is sooper-anti-sooper. We talk about Ferry-Matt to Galveston, future Senator Kid Rock, and the YUUUGE Trump Jr. debacle and all the weird players in that story. Did Dana Perino predict the New York Times bombshell!?? The answer is si. Also we talk about how dumb Tucker Carlson is, and how blitzed an old fashioned would make Hapax Legomenon. What's the stuff with the red cap?! Why does the border wall need a hole in it?!? And el sooper berates Jess for sending him worthless tweets in the DMs!! ALSO how Jake Tapper kneecapped Sebastian Gorka!! Wow!! You MUST LISTEN OR YOUR FACE WILL MELT!!!
This week we finally figure out why I wasn't recording, and the recording quality increases, but the podcast quality decreases. WOW! You have to listen now!!
WOW WE HAVE A FULL PODCAST THIS WEEK!! Just like every week actually. But this one is pretty good because we actually hit record!! WOW!! This week el Sooper tells a story from his storied salad days as a laborer in California, also el Sooper tells a story that Hapax Legomenon told TWICE already. Also el Sooper answers the riddle he put on Twitter about Socrates' dialogue, "The Republic"!! They beg him to make Shakespeare jokes and he refuses!! I guess Matt and Jessica were there too. I guess. WOW you have to listen right now!!
THIS WEEK! We talk about all the terrible happenings this week, and what other podcasts talk about stuff way better than we do. Also Matt does an amazing impression of el Sooper, and chases little raccoons with popehats, and el sooper talks about going to Europe and says he's quitting politics to read Shakespeare and also predictions about whether el Trumpo is going to fire Special Counsel Mueller!! WOW! You HAVE to listen!!!
THIS EDITION OF THE SOOPER-PODCOVFEFE we talk about Trump's mistaken tweet typos, why Lebron is wrong and Jason Whitlock is right, and why Jason Whitlock is wrong and Lebron is RIGHT!! Unfortunately, Matt says something insensitive about Barron Trump that el SOOPER shared with him in PRIVATE and then forced him to talk about it on the podcast. "Oh what is RONG with you! Y'all are so odd!" was Jessica Hedding's response. Rabid little Korean women and collusion is legal and great and wonderful!! Wow you have to listen NOW!!!
This week we're all disgusted with the kerry-catcher that we've become, and we're sick of it!! We talk about the great thuggery of the awesome Greg Gianforte, and the incredible conspiracy theory mongering of Sean Hannity!! It's the best, oh and Hapax gets a brand new nickname, and we talk about melanin-challenged people calling out people of color!!! It's so exciting.
This WEEK!! We discuss the ongoing slow collapse of the Trump administration, why Hannity is a conspiracy-mongering idiot, why people sharing Comey's testimony are misleading everyone and lying liars, and how digital movies killed private movie theaters. Also Hapax Legomenon hates on babies at the movies. WOW! You have to listen, it's probably not the worst podcast you'll listen to this week!!!