THIS WEEK!!! Los Mejicanos return and we kick out the gringo!! And gringo Matt goes to wherever gringos go when they're deported. Probably somewhere fancy like Trump Tower or something. SO it's just half-mexy Jessica, or Katsu ika odori-don, and the full SOOPER!! We talk a lot about television shows and movies. And politics. I guess. Also we explain what trichophagia trichobezoar is. WOW how can you wait a second more you have to listen right now!!!
I'm honestly not sure what happened this week. I cancelled the podcast because Jessica wasn't able to make it because she was scheduled to fight Hurricane Irma, and I wanted to watch football, so Matt was like, "oh hay, can I record something?" Then I discover that he's pushed the Mexicans off the podcast. Sheesh.
I dunno what they talk about it. Libertarians, natural law, and grocery stores. Or something.
I guess you have to listen. I guess.
THIS WEEK!! We talk about all sorts of stuff including the Hurricane Harvey and much much more wow you have to listen it's great!!!
THIS WEEK!! Our show is chock full of show!! El Sooper talks about why he's an enlightened human being and why he thinks SOutherners sound weird, the minions reveal things said IN CONFIDENCE in the DMs, and they bore everyone with their Hurrrycann Hurrveyy problems, and Houston's plumbing. Also El Sooper talks about Houston's underground caves, and why Southerners bury their dead above ground, how he almost DIED in Louisiana, why he misses Eric Bolling, and he definitely has a list he can send you a screenshot, and about how villains in a 50s movie talk!! What does Mattricide have anything to do with anything? Then Matt talks about a landmark legal case about fair use copyright protections for a long time!! Also we make fun of Neil Tyson, but el sooper calls him Neilty Son for some weird reason, and they talk about the guy who got shot in the nuts by the cops outside Trump's Phoenix rally and gets saved by Colin Kaepernick!! WOW!! So much goodness, go listen now!!
THIS WEEK! Wow we're sick of politics. And we think most people are too. It's just one long slog. We talk about Trump again and always and forever. Did something happen other than what happened in the last 24 hours? We have no idea because we're in the Trump age now. Now go listen. It's therapeutic.
THIS WEEK!! We talk about Eric Bowling and his... indiscretions... allegedly... possibly. Also the magic of el Sooper!! Also we talk about the Google thing and how really really bad it is. Allegedly. And Jess and el Gringo mock el Sooper with racist racism!!! WOW you have to listen now!!!
This week el Sooper goes through the entire MacMaster treason saga!! Also there's a cop on the side of the road and we slow down for a better look!! Big pedophile ring is about to get broken very soon!! And el Sooper FREAKS OUT about Eric Bolling and the Statue of Liberty and Stephen Miller and everything!! And he tells the story of Quetzalcoatl-Santa in Mejico!! WOW you have to listen NOW!!
THIS WEEK!! The Matt returns!! And we talk about how terrible and awful the GOP is and how we dislike them all, and Randy Paul and how Jonah Goldberg blowed him up, and matt talks about his diet for way too long, and Donald Trump Jr. is testifying and also Paul Manafort is testifying and also Ashton Kutcher is testifying and everyone is testifying!!! Also Trump talks to the New York Times and we marvel. Does character count? Of course it doesn't. Wow, you MUST LISTEN NOW!!
THIS WEEK WE HIT RECORD TWICE and it worked. I think. I dunno listen and see. Anyway we don't have Matt with us, so Jess is sooper-anti-sooper. We talk about Ferry-Matt to Galveston, future Senator Kid Rock, and the YUUUGE Trump Jr. debacle and all the weird players in that story. Did Dana Perino predict the New York Times bombshell!?? The answer is si. Also we talk about how dumb Tucker Carlson is, and how blitzed an old fashioned would make Hapax Legomenon. What's the stuff with the red cap?! Why does the border wall need a hole in it?!? And el sooper berates Jess for sending him worthless tweets in the DMs!! ALSO how Jake Tapper kneecapped Sebastian Gorka!! Wow!! You MUST LISTEN OR YOUR FACE WILL MELT!!!
This week we finally figure out why I wasn't recording, and the recording quality increases, but the podcast quality decreases. WOW! You have to listen now!!